The upcoming VH1 Divas Live concert, which airs from Los Angeles Sunday, December 16, "boasts" a line-up that is really, truly, honest-to-fuck a sham to the proud term diva, cool cats.
With a line-up comprising Ciara, Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, I can only imagine that such past headliners as Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Shania Twain and Tina Turner are giggling into their bedpans.
Thankfully, true divas Jordin Sparks and Kelly Rowland are also part of the cast, to save the day, alongside divo host Adam Lambert.
Apparently, VH1 recognized that its roster was as lame as a flaccid winkie, because now the list has grown slightly more robust. Added to the ticket: Kelly Clarkson and Natasha Bedingfield.
That's the good news... Also added are a bunch of no-names: Melanie Fiona, Metric and Havana Brown. And just to stir the pot with a guaranteed tune-out: Pitbull!?! God, this is actually getting worse by the moment.
And appearing as presenters: La La Anthony, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Stacey Kiebler, Kelly Osbourne, NeNe Leakes, Brandy, Keri Hilson, Bootsy Collins, Ledisi and Iggy Azalea.
Homorazzi for the update!