To All The Jobs I've Loved Before: 2013 Update

Ah, one of my favorite posts ever, updated for 2013... Damn, not only have I had a career, but it's obvious I'll do most anything for a dime. Hey, I'm living debt-free, so no shame...

TO ALL THE JOBS I’VE LOVED BEFORE!

* Proprietor “Words Neatly Arranged” freelance writing, NYC (2011-)

* Music Critic for Music Xray.com (2013-)

* Host “Time Zone” daily short-form online radio show, FMG Radio (2013-)

* Correspondent BoomerLiving.com (2013-)

* Regular freelance writer for fiverr.com ($3,678 revenue to date) (2012-)

* Blogger "The Smoking Nun"/NYC (2008-2011), Brooklyn Heights Blog (2010-2013)

* “Spot On Apartment Organizing & Cleaning, self-employed, NYC (2013)

* Mystery Shopper for restaurants & bars, department stores, hotels, furniture retailers, cell phone shops & electronics dealers, banks, storage facilities, hair-loss clinics, fast food, medical facilities, adult retailers, pizza delivery, bodegas & delis, movie theaters/NYC (2010-2012)

* Crew Leader, the U.S. Census Bureau/Brooklyn, N.Y. (2010)

* Would-be author "Joyride" w/Liz Derringer; and "East Meets West” w/Tinatin. (2009-present)

* Artist bios for Backstreet Boys, Jim Brickman, Oleta Adams, Weird Al, Jordin Sparks, Savage Garden & countless indie acts/NYC (2007-present)

* Licensed non-denominational minister, able to legally marry gay(!) and straight couples throughout NYC. (2010-present)

* Features editor/writer Radio & Records/NYC (2004-2009)

* Liner notes for Celine Dion, N Sync, Time-Life compilations/NYC (2006-2008)

* Published songwriter, Young Pals Music/Brooklyn, N.Y. (2006-present)

* Freelance cover stories for NYC gay rag Next/NYC (2007-2008)

* Host, Billboard Radio online countdown/NYC (1999-2006)

* Tech columnist, Pro Audio Review magazine/Washington, D.C. (2001-2005)

* Writer, editor, columnist Billboard magazine/NYC (1995-2009)

* Editor Tuned In radio management/programming monthly/Washington, D.C. (1994-1995)

* Subscription card data processor IMAS/D.C. (1990)

* Stretch limousine driver/D.C. (1989)

* Wedding videographer/D.C. (1989-1993)

* Reporter TV Technology/D.C. (1990-1995)

* FCC reporter, columnist, tech editor, Radio World/Radio World International/D.C. (1988-1990)

* Editor-in-chief corporate real estate newsletters, Clark Construction Group/Bethesda, Md. (1988)

* Host, Dalts restaurant/Falls Church, Va. (1986-1988)

* Medical textbook proofreader/Arlington, Va. (1988)

* Reporter/section editor/researcher, Washington Business Journal/Arlington, Va. (1985-1988)

* Receptionist for ultra-right-wing think tank Capital Research Fund/D.C. (1985)

* Conference director for Georgetown University journalism programs/The Fund for American Studies/D.C. (1984-1985)

* Telemarketer for oceanfront condos in Florida/Alexandria, Va. (1984)

* College newspaper features editor, The Breeze/James Madison University/Harrisonburg, Va. (1983-1984)

* Editor Curio magazine/James Madison University/Harrisonburg, Va. (1984)

* Intern/reporter The News & Daily Advance/Lynchburg, Va. (1983-1984)

* DJ/country WWOD-AM & AC WKZZ-FM/Lynchburg, Va. (1980-1983)

* Subject for topical acne medication/Lynchburg, Va. (1979)

* Pizza cook/dishwasher, Pizza Inn/Lynchburg, Va. (1978-1980)

* Dog-sitter/Lynchburg, Va. (pre-1980)

* Lawn boy/Lynchburg, Va. (pre-1980)

* Drying dishes/cutting grass for weekly allowance/Lynchburg, Va. (pre-1980)