Countering my popular "The Way Jeans Are Supposed To Fit" posts (by the way, that's "popular" according to me), here's the way jeans should never fit. Doesn't Jewel's rodeo husband Ty Murray know that the sock is supposed to have definition? Ew.
In other Web news, New York's mayor Michael Bloomberg continues to have little in common with the struggles of average city dwellers. While the city's unemployment rate has reached 7.3%, AM New York reports that closet queen billionaire is the only among Forbes' just-released top of the world's richest people who has gotten wealthier since last year, with a net worth of $16 billion. And for the first time, he’s the richest person in the city. The mayor spent $150 million of his own money on his two elections, and is, of course, intending to buy a third term.
And meanwhile, 41-year-old Julia Roberts looks stunning at the Paris premiere for "Duplicity" with Clive Owen. See how sweet I can be?
This entry reminds me of an email my dear friend Allison sent me a while ago in regards to Jewel. Allison unfortunately passed away almost two years ago, but the legacy she left (along with her hysterical musings) will live on forever. Here is a quote from one such email:
ReplyDelete"K- so you all know that I am a freak that lives in Texas and likes to watch bulls smoosh men. Now that I have that out of the way, I thought that I would send along this newsletter that I get concerning my favorite sport- for there is amusement value for those of you who want to laugh at Jewel. Jewel is a Bullriding groupie. I'll say it again, she making the rounds in the PBR, yes indeed she is a ho ho home on the range. Last year she was with Chris Shivers at world finals where she sang the national anthem all googley eyed in his direction. There were also a couple of fellas from down unda that she was "good friends" with too, being the queen of the rodeo that she is and all. Now, apparently, she has moved on to different pastures and is banging Ty Murray. Granted, some of these guys are pretty cute, Unless I am thinking of the wrong guy, Ty Murray is pretty hot. Wait, it says 9 time champion, so he sounds a little old to be hot- not to mention the fact that he chooses to ride bulls for a living. Brain cells can you hear me? He-spends-his-days-chewing-tabacco-and-landing-in-cow-patties-when-his-dumb-ass-inevitably-hits-the-ground. Country singer I could maybe understand. Dennis Rodman, even. But Jewel the bullriding groupie? Is she feeling okay?"