Come Back Billy Mays!

Just when you thought you'd seen every potential BS TV product possible, here's one that makes the Snuggie look practical. It's the Neckline Slimmer, a friggin spring-loaded gizmo that guarantees to get rid of your turkey neck in just two minutes a day. And it's painless! Guaranteed!

That is, until you shell out 20 bucks and realize that you're the turkey...