Reasons To Gouge Your Eyes Out

The fact that Solange Knowles can carry a tune as well as I can sing opera arias is beside the point, given her outfit at San Fran's Gay Pride. Does she think the boys really want to stare aghast at the gruesome camel-toe she's sporting? They already don't want to have sex with girls! And what in the world is going on just above her kootycat? Is that a maxi-pad over her belly-button? Ew, ew and ewwwww.Moving on to Lady CaCa's mushroom hat... Actually, let's not.