Stay close to The Smoking Nun Sunday night for a live play-by-play of the 83rd-annual Oscars telecast. It airs at 8 p.m. on ABC. Hosts are the dreamy James Franco and adorable Anne Hathaway—who are scheduled to perform a skit/musical number from "Grease"(!!!)—with Celine Dion among the musical guests. Who cares about the movies?!