Wow, can you believe it? A millionaire athlete who thinks he's above moral law. Who ever heard of such a thing? You see, after you earn your first $10 million from endorsements, Tiger, you sort of give up your privilege to privacy. Now you're just a big wienie for going into hiding.
The good news: Maybe now I can open a magazine without seeing his toothy face beaming at me, hawking Nike golf gear, Gillette razors, American Express, TAH Heuer watches and Gatorade... Whore, indeed.