My home state of Virginia clenched the Miss America crown Saturday, as 22-year-old Caressa Cameron became the 89th victor in the annual pageant. Even the gays didn't know it was on, despite yummy Mario Lopez hosting. It was broadcast live on TLC... the Learning Channel. I'm not sure what the great lesson to be "learned" was.
Judges included radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh (huh?!), actress Vivica Fox, out musician Dave Koz, Miss America 2002 Katie Harman, gymnast Shawn Johnson and former "AI" finalist Brooke White. Yawn, this post is already longer than it deserves to be.