Last evening's Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York apparently served as an excuse for celeb elite to make perfect jackasses of themselves. Taking the lead... again... Madonna, who continues her downward spiral to make even Lady KaKa look less like a spectacle.
Rihanna is a close runner-up, with this tux cum jellyfish mess.
And taking honors in third place is the perpetually dowdy Kirsten Dunce... oops, Dunst, who looks like the girl who always stood in the corner at high school dances, draped in a taffeta potato sack. Fugly girl!
So bad that we can't even rank her is Victoria Beckham, who recently baffled The Smoking Nun by insisting that she doesn't care for men whose crotches are filled out(!?!?!?). Who the hell does she think she is, Cynthia Nixon? She must be the only meemaw alive who missed who husband David Beckham's
ravaging manhood...
It wasn't all bad, thanks to Kate Hudson, who shimmered in a beautiful form-fitting Stella McCartney gown.
Rihanna is a close runner-up, with this tux cum jellyfish mess.
And taking honors in third place is the perpetually dowdy Kirsten Dunce... oops, Dunst, who looks like the girl who always stood in the corner at high school dances, draped in a taffeta potato sack. Fugly girl!
So bad that we can't even rank her is Victoria Beckham, who recently baffled The Smoking Nun by insisting that she doesn't care for men whose crotches are filled out(!?!?!?). Who the hell does she think she is, Cynthia Nixon? She must be the only meemaw alive who missed who husband David Beckham's ravaging manhood...
It wasn't all bad, thanks to Kate Hudson, who shimmered in a beautiful form-fitting Stella McCartney gown.
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