As much as I'd like to believe, I just don't know about David Beckham's new Emporio Armani undie ads. God has surely been generous to this man, but there are limits to human anatomy, see what I'm saying... I mean, I can't even open this post at work, cause it looks like I'm staring at porn. I think I'm going to check the weather now.This one from last June... speaking of wooden posts. Mercy...And the near-absurd eye-popping original from December 2007... This is even better than porn.