Thursday, September 9, 2010

Nepotism Allows Ugly Kid To Find Fame

Nepotism is alive and well, cool cats. Willow Smith, the 9-year-old daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith just happened to score a recording contract with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation. I'm sure it has everything to do with talent—since Ms. Smith is arguably the ugliest pre-teen alive.

Her first single “Whip My Hair” must be life-changing, because Jay-Z gushed about the grotesque girl, "She has an energy and enthusiasm about her music that is truly infectious. It’s rare to find an artist with such innate talent and creativity at such a young age.”

It's also rare to find a 9 year old millionaire whose familial connections won't hurt Roc Nation a bit. Bless her heart; let's hope the kid can sing, cause her precocious imaging is making me spit up in my mouth.