Wow! Look at Miley Cyrus at Sunday's Billboard Music Awards! Dressed in lovely, virginal white, she decided that the apropos look for the night was to look as much like a coked-up Patty Duke in Valley of the Dolls as possible, while accidentally wearing one of Lady Gaga's wigs backward.
She certainly looks at least twice her age here, and mercy, it's going to take a spatula to carve off all that dreadful Baltimore-inspired eye make-up.
Girl, there will come a time when you wonder why you didn't embrace youth... all too soon. Just drunk dial Lindsay Lohan for further details: 1-800-REHAB. *