Thursday, November 14, 2013

Say It Isn't So! National Enquirer Reveals The Truth About Celine's Marriage!


Oh, no! After 19 (not 18, dimwits!) years of marriage it appears that Celine Dion has decided she's done with René Angélil! A new hit album, three kids, Las Vegas... fuhget about it! The National Enquirer reveals that Celine has removed her wedding ring!! I knew it would never last!!


Meanwhile, new album "Loved Me Back To Life" has debuted at the top of the charts around the world... It is No. 1 on iTunes in 44 countries, including Canada, Austria, Belgium, Switzerland, Finland, Luxembourg, Poland and South Africa, and reached the Top 5 in an additional 42 countries.

In the U.S., we are shamed with a No. 2 entry for LMBTL, behind Eminem's latest tripe. Only in America, oh, sigh...