Prince William and a girl named Kate are getting married Friday, April 29. BBC America airs the Royal Wedding live 3-8:30 a.m. If you're still awake—or sober—the ceremony ensues at 6.
Equally vital options during the time period: Animal Planet offers "Big Cat Diary," Encore is showing "Daddy Day Care" with Eddie Murphy, there's some golf on Golf Channel. And Showtime2 airs "Kill Me Later," with Selma Blair... which is pretty much what the thought of watching this wedding sounds like to meese. Honestly, does America care one whip?