How often does one actually agree when they're told they resemble a public figure? Through the years, I've been told I look like John Larroquette, Vince Gill, Russell Crowe (for about a minute) and most recently, actor William Petersen. And I get the latter. The most frightening thing is that he is 10 years older than I. Perhaps it's time to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and be done with it.