Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Stupid, Uh, Super Tuesday Puts Us Right Where We Began

Thank god in heaven that Stupid, uh, i mean Super Tuesday is finally going to allow these G.O.P. candidates to shut the fuck up... and how insanely amusing is it that we're exactly where we started... with Mitt Romney a shoe-in to capture the Republican Presidential nomination.

It was, however, fun watching the clowns tear each other apart for the last 8 months. I kind of miss freako loudmouth Michele Bachmann and her gay husband Marcus, and Herman Cain's bigoted nonsense. So sorry for homophobe Rick Santorum and crook Newt Gingrich that they're about to become footnotes in U.S. political history. Bygones, baby! You won't be missed, for sure. *