Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Even Nick Cannon Realizes New Nudies Of Mariah Are Revolting

It was bad enough when Mariah Carey insisted on showing the world her gruesomely pregnant belly in last week's Life & Style magazine. Now she and hubby Nick Cannon have pushed the envelope further in a far more engrossing image covering the U.K.'s OK! magazine.

This time, the pair is stark naked, as Cannon gropes Carey's outrageously generous bosom, while the inside picolas border on the kind of porn you hide under the floorboards for fear of being arrested for overt perversion (pictured tastefully tiny below left).

Cannon, in an apparent latent moment of catharsis, remarked that it hadn't occurred to him that the couple's "children are going to have to see these pictures. It's a little nasty. I mean, have you ever seen your parents naked?"

I hope to god Mimi pops these damn babies out before she further prostitutes herself to another rag, likely displaying anatomically specific shots of where the kids are going to be birthed. At this point, it hardly seems beyond the realm of reality. Eww.