Thursday, April 7, 2011

Mariah Carey Bares Way Too Much On Life & Style Cover

The April 19 cover of Life & Style offers an easy remedy for anyone who needs to lose a few pounds. Observe Mariah Carey's (photo-shopped) baby bump... and vomit. There's a reason why specialty shops sell maternity clothes: so pregnant women can maintain dignity while their navels stick out a half inch from their swollen stomachs.

"I was feeling vulnerable about taking pictures right now, but I didn't want to miss this opportunity to document this once-in-a-lifetime experience," Mariah told the magazine. "My ultimate goal was to share this incredibly personal moment with my true fans."

Mimi, you shouldn't have. Really. Mariah has never been shy about sharing every iota of her body, but this view is simply not meant for public consumption. Ew, ew and ewwww.