Monday, February 6, 2012

One Hit Wonder Cee-Lo Green Thinks Vegas Tourists Give A Flip

Cee-Lo Green's plum-shaped body isn't the only thing that's large about the hip-hop artist. Apparently, he has a big head, too. With only three solo albums to his name—none of them gold selling—the one-hit wonder of 2011's "Fuck You!" believes he has the catalog... and the following... to launch a Las Vegas residency, a la Celine Dion, Elton John, Prince, Barry Manilow or Bette Midler.

Pardon me... Haha hahaha ha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha...

Rolling Stone has confirmed that the former duet partner in one-hit wonder Gnarls Barkley (2006's "Crazy") will launch a "theatrical-style show" called “Loberace,” this year—after reports in The New York Times last December said he was already confirmed at Planet Hollywood, "so he can perform to fans without traveling and aggravating a slipped disc in his back."

Man, I feel sorry for the buffet business in Las Vegas. *