Thursday, February 16, 2012

Dumbass Baby Names: Jason Bateman Spawns 'Maple Sylvie'

Add Jason Bateman to the long list of celebrities who doom their precious offspring to a life filled with psychotropic healing. He and wife Amanda Anka (the daughter of singer Paul Anka) have welcomed a sweet little girl into the cold, cruel world.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am delighted to introduce you to Maple Sylvie.

Good god almighty, bless her heart. The couple have another daughter with the lovely moniker Francesca Nora. I guess they just didn't want to be outdone by the likes of Beyonce and Jay-Z's idiotic darling Blue Ivy Carter. I sure hope Mariah and Nick send chocolates. *