Saturday, February 4, 2012

What Really Matters About The Super Bowl: The Cutest Quarterback

Okay, I finally discovered that the New York Giants are playing the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI Sunday. The stuff that really matters, of course: As we know, the halftime show features Madonna, Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.; while Kelly Clarkson will sing the national anthem and husband-wife duo Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert will sing "America the Beautiful."

The other thing that counts: Natch, it's which team has the hottest quarterback. Let's compare and contrast New England's Tom Brady vs. the Giants' Eli Manning... Hmmm...Above is Brady and below is Manning... Uh... are you fucking kidding me? Why, there's no contest, is there? May the hottest quarterback win! *

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