Well mercy, almighty, it's been nearly a month since we've checked in on Rodiney Santiago, arguably the Smoking Nun's all-time Sexiest Man Alive.
Our sweet boy has recently traveled to Rio, indulging us with scintillating beach bum poses: Truly, the bounty that David Beckham offers to men's underwear, Rodiney is equally fulfilling to the Speedo's signature. He's also recently updated his webbie with lots of new picolas. Ready or not: Ooh la la! *