Thursday, February 9, 2012

Crazy Bitch Sues NYC For $900,000,000,000,000

A Staten Island looney whose two boys were removed from her custody by child welfare officials has filed a federal lawsuit accusing city officials of violating her civil rights. For her pain and suffering, 46-year-old Fausat Ogunbayo, is asking for $900,000,000,000,000. Count it... Uh, that would be $900 trillion.

The suit, filed last week in U.S. District Court in Brooklyn, contends that the crazy bitch's children, now 13 and 16, were "improperly placed in foster care" in mid-2008 after Child Services said that her mental health issues (read: bat-shit crazy) made her unable to care for the kiddies.

Ogunbayo, who at one time worked for Hertz, argues that government officials “recklessly disregarded” her “right to family integrity” and likely caused her children to suffer emotional and mental distress. Let's just hope those poor children aren't as fucking nuts as their mommy. *