A gruesome little 11-pound Pekingese named Malachy was named Best in Show at the 136th Westminster Kennel Club dog show Tuesday night in New York, beating out all the cute animals you'd actually want to have in your lap while watching Real Housewives.
It's Malachy's 115th Best In Show title. Ben Walker of AP describes the little creature as such: "Malachy's pink tongue popped up from his silver-and-white fur, his eyes sparkling like black diamonds as he soaked in the cheers." Ewww. *