Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Happy Internet Friends Day! (Read: Bite Me)

Real friends don't clog up their friends' email with this shit. I'd be delighted to return a bouquet of flowers... with several suggestions of where you might place it. You want me to "stop and smell the flowers?" Well, don't forget the phrase: "Stop and smell my finger." (Ah, come on, just kidding. Kind of. Some.)