Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Whore Scheduled To Play TV Whore

Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol will make her acting debut this summer on ABC Family's "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"—an ideal outlet for the harlot teenage mama, since the show is all about teen-agers screwing each other, having babies out of wedlock and ignoring contraception!

Bristol, 19, will play herself in an episode that involves a gang bang with the entire h.s. football team. Ha, ha, just kiddin'. ABC says "it will deal with the consequences of teen pregnancy." Wait, you mean like getting paid for being a celebrity whore? I just hope it doesn't conflict with the Palin's favorite TV show, "Family Guy."