Oops... I totally missed Monday's National Coming Out Day. I was busy standing in front of the Unique Thrift Store in downtown Brooklyn with 75 other rabid bargain hunters for its Columbus Day 50% off sale... which is kind of gay, right? And considering the fact that I bought a pair of blue seersucker shorts... gay or just preppy? Or are they one and the same?
Oh, whatever. Come on out, closet queens! It's a lot more fun partying with the Velvet Mafia.