Monday, October 18, 2010

Willow Smith: The End Of The World Is Nigh

What a landmark day for pop culture: Justin Bieber is no longer the least talented pop artist of the year! If you have 4 minutes of your life to toss in the dumpster, take a look at the debut music video from Willow Smith, the nepotistic annoyingly precocious 9-year-old cherub of Will and Jada Smith.

Hemophiliac warning: Your ears are going to spew blood like the Hoover Dam. Since the kid has no skills, she relies upon the gimmickry of persistently ridiculous hair extensions (Patti Labelle she is not), so natch her song is called, "Whip My Hair." The tirade opens with a cacophonous assault of, "I whip my hair back and forth" no fewer than nine times, before the brat launches into a rap about her "swagger."

In total, Willow shrieks through the hook a total of 393 times in 4 minutes and 8 seconds (I'm lying; you think I could actually make it through the whole song without pouncing on the mute button?).

A star is born... as the sun and moon explode into tiny bits! Goodbye cruel world!

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Official Music Video)
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