Thursday, January 13, 2011

Gay Isn't Just For Millennials

For those suspicious of the gay agenda overtaking mainstream society, you're way behind the times. The queer message has pervaded conventional America for decades—and I'm not even talking about a subtle, insidious campaign to take over the world...

Quite simply, what the hell were these Madison Avenue big-wigs thinking? These ads are gayer than Richard Simmons in a pink sweatsuit. And while we're at it, would any good gay really wear some of these selections? The boots? Those socks? And puppets? Oh, mercy, just say no!