Saturday, November 5, 2011

Dumbass Kris Humphries Finds A Job: As A Stripper

Following the oh-so-surprising demise of his fake 72-day marriage to opportunistic non-celeb Kim Kardashian, insta-ex-hubbie Kris Humphries has found work befitting his pea brain: The former NBA baller is guest hosting as a stripper at Chateau, a Las Vegas faux Chippendales show.

Good going, Kris. Nice to see you working to your full potential.

Suggestions for 2012: wax jobs at the local car wash in Minneapolis, dog grooming at Petland in Indianapolis or doing nails at Pinky's in Newark. So many possibilities for a man of such means.