Kim Kardashian's 72-day sham marriage to dimwit baller Kris Humphries raked in $18 million for the opportunistic reality faux celebrity, according to multiple reports.
I can't even keep track of just how bountiful the media whore's take is for the whole heap of horseshit, but I've collected: $15 million from E! for her two-part televised wedding special (plus a take on the network's $13 million in advertising), $2.5 million from publication of her wedding photos in People, $300,000 for the "exclusive" engagement announced in People, $100,000 for bridal shower pics in OK!, $100,000 for pics of she and her sweet honey vacationing in Mexico, and $50,000 she was paid to host her bachelorette party at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.
Balance that against the $10 million price tag for her schemer wedding, including a $2.5 million 65-carat ring, a $2 million 20.5 carat diamond engagement ring and 28 carat diamond earrings worth $5 million; along with three $20,000 Vera Wang dresses, $150,000 for hair and makeup, a $15,000 10-tier wedding cake, $400,000 worth of champagne, $750,000 worth of food, $10,000 for invitations, $2 million for Mark Gardens floral arrangements—and $2 for eyedrops to produce fake tears of joy.
Ain't that America something to see?!
Coming up is new show "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," which has already been filmed, which includes her instant-ex Humphries (I sure hope he got $omething from having to indulge the spoiled princess). The couple stayed in the Presidential Suite of the Ganesvoort Hotel, which costs $7,000 a night.
Why America continues to indulge this starfucker I cannot understand... I've never watched any of her TV shows, but it stands to reason she wouldn't be collecting all this play money if it weren't for a willing audience that is obviously too drunk or high—or stupid—to change the channel.
Oh, and by the way...