Eric Dane: Man Of La Muncha

Eric Dane! Where have you been all my life, baby? Earlier this week, I watched the 2010 ensemble flick "Valentine's Day" on Tivo and was entranced by hottie Eric Dane. He's apparently best known as a doc on "Grey's Anatomy," a show I've never been able to stomach.

The cast of the Garry Marshall-helmed movie is gargantuan, with Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Garner, Shirley MacLaine, Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, Patrick Dempsey, Topher Grace, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift...

The story cleverly weaves about 5,000 loosely related tales of romance, all over the course of Valentine's Day. I thought it was boffo. Even the two Taylors were kinda sorta cute...

But that Eric Dane. Mercy me. He plays a football quarterback who ultimately comes out of the closet and in the end—surprise—is the boyfriend of Bradley Cooper. Sequel, please!!