Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Who Exits 'DWTS' Tonight? | William Levy 1, 2, 3 Weeks In...

William Levy continues to surge with sensual momentum on Season 14 of ABC's Dancing With the Stars, as he and partner Cheryl Burke scored 28/30 points during Monday evening's endless two-hour third episode. Mercy, that was exhausting...

With the public votes in Tuesday night, it's time for a second contestant to say bye bye, following last week's exit of tennis great Martina Navratilova (who was truly likeable, but not much of a graceful lady on her feet).

Before the fact, I'd love to say it'll be cry baby Katherine Jenkins who will be packing her bursting make-up bag—however, she seems to be a judges' favorite and locked in for the long haul. Her waltz last night reminded me of watching The Lawrence Welk Show from 1973 (much like Jack Wagner's hokey week one performance).

So I'm going with the Tuesday departure of either Sherri Shepherd, who dances somewhat like a less rhythmic Dancing Purple Hippo (well, she does!); anonymous, lost-in-the-crowd Melissa Gilbert; or clunky out of place Gavin DeGraw, who continues to look like a bozo with that silly trademark hat. Dude, if you're losing your hair, own up to it.

As always, I bless the great gift of Tivo, for preventing me from ever having to sit through reality TV live... not only the commercials, but those god-awful annoying judges. William, it's all about you, baby! And below, let's review Levy's three weeks of hot stuff... *
Week one...
Week two...

Week three... Ruff!! *