Celine Dion Is Preggers!

It's common knowledge among Celine cool cats that when she wrapped her most recent tour, she had hopes of getting pregnant with a second child. She has made clear that she feels blessed to have her 8-year-old son René-Charles Dion Angélil, but also crossed fingers that she might be fortunate enough to have a second. Celine has been undergoing fertility treatments in New York for the past few months—and now, success. Congrats! I have seen first hand how much she adores her kid; she is a wondrous mother and I wish the best, you know, especially since she honored me by giving her first child a middle name in my honor. Shucks.