Okay, I tried Grecian Formula sometime last year, and that crap did nothing but turn me into a greaser. So I found this miracle formula at a Duane Reade in Brooklyn... on the
other side of Court Street (anyone in the nabe would
get that, and it's vaguely prejudiced). But, hey, it kind of worked the first time I used it, turning my hair from silver back to brown, but when I tried it again in January, not only did it not really do much of anything, but Ayhan kept complaining that my head smelled like ammonia. I mean, that's not what you want to hear from a loved one: "You look a little bit fat. Five Guys, again?" That I can accept, but Clorox-head... not so good.
The warning I just found on the bottle is somewhat disconcerting: "This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm." Thankfully, I'm not pregnant and since I don't live in Cali, I must be fine, right? Or might I reconsider smearing radioactive chemicals all over my scalp?
Okay, I tried Grecian Formula sometime last year, and that crap did nothing but turn me into a greaser. So I found this miracle formula at a Duane Reade in Brooklyn... on the other side of Court Street (anyone in the nabe would get that, and it's vaguely prejudiced). But, hey, it kind of worked the first time I used it, turning my hair from silver back to brown, but when I tried it again in January, not only did it not really do much of anything, but Ayhan kept complaining that my head smelled like ammonia. I mean, that's not what you want to hear from a loved one: "You look a little bit fat. Five Guys, again?" That I can accept, but Clorox-head... not so good.
The warning I just found on the bottle is somewhat disconcerting: "This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm." Thankfully, I'm not pregnant and since I don't live in Cali, I must be fine, right? Or might I reconsider smearing radioactive chemicals all over my scalp?
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