Come Out, Come Out, Mr. Mayor!

It's a fact of life that gays can sniff other gays. Why else would closeted Republican politicos work so damn hard to defeat gay-friendly legislation? Fear, cool cats. But what in the world does a billionaire have to be afraid of? The perpetual Mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg could simply squash anyone that dared call him sissy... you know, like he's done to the city's working class.

He may have an iron fist, but the man still has limp wrists. How many more girlie poses do we need? How many more references to "girlfriend" Diana Taylor—who makes Janet Reno look like Christie Brinkley? Come out, come out, Mr. Mayor; it won't hurt a bit!