Saturday, May 21, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: The Damned Are Still On Earth

It's after 6 p.m. Saturday, May 21 and it appears that all of us sinners have remained on Earth for the time being. I guess I should wash the dishes after all.
God bless poor fool Robert Fitzpatrick, who spent $140,000 warning sinners of the imminent end. He actually appeared forlorn when the world kept turning at 6:01 p.m.: Read about his reaction here.