Monday, May 23, 2011

Coming Tuesday: Tell-All Will Reveal Truth About Sarah Palin's Idiocy

Frank Bailey's scathing tell-all, Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin: A Memoir of Our Tumultuous Years, hits bookstores Tuesday, and I'm almost giddy about hearing the real story of the dim-witted, power-hungry, take-no-prisoners politico.

As a former member of Sarah Palin's inner circle, Bailey based his book on tens of thousands of emails he kept during his years working for Palin, from her 2006 gubernatorial campaign through her failed run for vice president in 2008 and miniscule stint as Alaska governor.

Leaks of the manuscript made their way across political blogs in February, revealing that Palin was relentless in tearing down others who crossed or confronted her. Bailey also wrote, "Getting Sarah to meetings and events was like nailing Jell-O to a tree."

I'm certain that's nothing compared to what we're going to hear tomorrow. Oh, golly, by gosh, this is gonna be some good shit.