Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Confused Woman Wanders Onto Subway Dressed Like Trailer Trash

New York City is a place where most anything goes in terms of fashion... that is, unless you happen to mistake sweatpants for public wear, which should be strictly designated to A) a sweaty workout inside the gym or B) sneaking from your apartment to the basement laundry room because you're washing every pair of britches you own.

Sweat pants and a t-shirt? In public? I don't care if you're in the heart of Manhattan or shopping at a Goodwill store in Peoria. It is never, ever acceptable to be outside of your interior locked door parading your trailer trash demeanor. Please... your mama must have raised you better.