Tuesday, May 24, 2011

End Of The World Is Actually In October... No, Really This Time

The face of a sane man? You betcha!
California preacher Harold Camping has told his followers that oops—so sorry the Rapture didn't come on May 21—there was a little mathematical error. Instead the Day of Judgment will occur on Oct. 21. No, really. No fooling. This time it's real. Even more than last time... when nothing happened.

The 89-year-old loon admitted that his insistence the end of the world was coming last Saturday at 6 p.m. was just a little misunderstanding. "We didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," the crazy coot professed.
So now, it appears that humanity has five months before "the whole world will be destroyed." Camping will restrain himself from posting further billboards about Judgment Day, insisting, "The world has been warned," he said. "We don't have to talk about this anymore."

If only he'd keep his word and shut the hell up.