The Social Security Administration has released its 2010 list of the most popular American baby names. Bless your hearts, little ones, for having parents as short-sighted as those born in the mid-1970s named Farrah.
Topping the list for the second consecutive year are two names from the Twilight movie series: Isabella for girls and Jacob for boys. It gets worse: Jayden, one of Britney Spears' sons, is fourth for dudes, while the "top-trending" names are Maci and Bentley, mom and son characters from trashy reality series "Teen Mom." Kellan, another character in Twilight, is the second-biggest trending boys' name.
Perhaps there's one bit of good news: Elvis dropped out of the top 1000 for the first time since the lists was compiled, in 1879.