You just can't make this shit up. A redneck mamer who claims her 10-month-old infant was abducted from her Kansas City home in the dead of night now admits she was drunk on a big fat box of booze.
Deborah Bradley told NBC's Today that she consumed a crapload of wine and was drunk as a snaggle-toothed sailor the night her baby Lisa vanished Oct. 4, but wait: "No, no... I don't think alcohol changes a person enough to do something like that," she insists. Uh, to do something like what, honey?
The trailer trash broad told authorities she last checked on Lisa at 10:30 p.m., but now fesses that she was lying: She actually forgot about her kid after 6:40 p.m.
The father of the child, Jeremy Irwin—note the different last name from the mamer's—returned home from a night shift as an electrician to discover the home's front door unlocked, house lights blazing, a window tampered with and the baby gone. Authorities have searched the family's neighborhood, nearby wooded areas, a landfill and abandoned homes. Police said they have no suspects or major leads.
Deborah also has two sons, ages 6 and 8, who claim they heard noises at home the night Lisa disappeared, which could as easily have been mama tripping across the kitchen to look for another box of the good stuff. Bradley said on Today that attention should not be focused on her, but instead on finding her baby. Nice try. What a horror story.
Mind you, Missouri is among the states that restricts gays from adopting or becoming foster parents. It also has introduced a bill that would make it illegal for gays to adopt. And yet... Bradley is the mother of three. Enough said.