It's been a good long while since we've indulged in a man-size post, but who could resist Norwegian-looking Arizonan scholarship footballer Lars Slind? This boy wonder studied Japanese in high school and college and lived in Kyoto, Japan, for several years.
He now resides in West Los Angeles, in a Japanese community, where he has modeled for the likes of D&G, Red Nightlife and Absolut. He also bartends, is obviously quite fond of tightie whities and most important, appears for the first time as The Smoking Nun's Sexiest Man Alive. Altogether now: Ooh la la!