Mariah Carey, 41, has at last popped out her twins, which she's been sharing with us via the highest bidders—Life & Style and OK!—for what seems like years.On her third anniversary with hubbie Nick Cannon, she delivered both a girl and a boy, ensuring that another generation of gays will live on, since everybody knows that singing divas' male kids are always queer (read: Barbra Streisand).
I'm certain within days we'll be seeing pics of both babies pushing through her vaginal canal, since Mariah loves to share... for a price. Indeed, she has a Vi$ion of Love!
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