Sunday, May 1, 2011

Mariah Carey Finally Pops! Stand By For Vaginal Canal Pics...

Mariah Carey, 41, has at last popped out her twins, which she's been sharing with us via the highest bidders—Life & Style and OK!—for what seems like years.

On her third anniversary with hubbie Nick Cannon, she delivered both a girl and a boy, ensuring that another generation of gays will live on, since everybody knows that singing divas' male kids are always queer (read: Barbra Streisand).

I'm certain within days we'll be seeing pics of both babies pushing through her vaginal canal, since Mariah loves to share... for a price. Indeed, she has a Vi$ion of Love!