Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Creepy Newsweek Cover Story On 'Undead Diana' Is Just Gross

Celebrity journalist Tina Brown, who wrote a book called The Diana Chronicles, is trying to get poor decaying Newsweek a little media attention with a creepy cover story called "Diana At 50: If She Were Here Now," featuring an aged, anorexic Princess Di walking with her daughter-in-law Kate Middleton.

Here's one of Brown's highly intellectual observations: "Diana would have been 50 this month. What would she have been like? Still great-looking, that's a given. Her mother, Frances Shand Kydd was a handsome woman to the very end. Fashionwise, Diana would have gone the J.Crew and Galliano route à la Michelle Obama, always knowing how to mix the casual with the glam. There is no doubt she would have kept her chin taut with strategic Botox shots and her bare arms buff from the gym."

Diana also would have married twice more, moved to New York and have 10 million Twitter followers.

There's also a ridiculous image of Diana holding an iPhone. Why, oh why?