Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Most Boring Magazine Cover In The History Of Publishing

Not only does the July 2011 Vanity Fair offer the dullest magazine cover since Demi Moore was pictured 15 months pregnant on VF in August 1991, but the "exclusive" story reveals details that are not only pretentious, but shit that really gets the gag reflex in gear...

"On May 9, the couple flew via private jet to the Seychelles. William arranged for their luxury villa, which included a swimming pool and butler, to be stocked with their favorite snack of Philadelphia Cream Cheese and brussel sprouts, which are said to aid fertility because they are high in folic acid."

Ewwww. The thought of William doing anything that has to do with his fertility is enough to make me run for a copy of Penthouse, begging to be straight. I understand why 3-year-old Grace Van Cutsem was trying to drown out the royal wedding now.