Here we go... again. Every month, as the latest unemployment figures are released, it's bemusing to see how various media outlet cover the exact same information. In July, unemployment took a meaningless down-tick from 9.2% to 9.1%. And yet you have headlines proclaiming everything from the truth: "It still sucks out there," to absurd notions that "all is rosy again," to "It's Obama's fault. It's all Obama's fault!" Here's a selection showing just how subjective the new is these days.