Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dancing With The Devil: Nancy Grace Joins Cast Of ABC's 'DWTS'

Get ready for some hysterical moves on the upcoming season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. Among the cast members for season 13 is perpetually hysteria-driven HLN cable news host Nancy Grace. With assistance from iVillage, here are the other bottom-feeders joining the show, which launches Aug. 29.

Chaz Bono: The transgendered, rhythm-free child of Cher and Sonny Bono will dance with women.
David Arquette: The actor/ex-husband of Courteney Cox is best known for performances in Scream & Never Been Kissed.
Ricki Lake: The Hairspray actress and Emmy nominee is launching a new talk show next year.
Rob Kardashian: Kourtney, Kim and Khloe's younger brother works as a talent manager. If you have none, rep those that do?
Ron Artest: A 6-foot-7 Los Angeles Lakers forward.
Chynna Phillips: The Wilson Phillips singer is the daughter of John and Michelle Phillips and married to Billy Baldwin. She's also quite obviously had a shitload of plastic surgery!! (see pic)
Kristin Cavallari: Reality series whore from Laguna Beach and The Hills.
Carson Kressley: Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy queen.
J.R. Martinez: The All My Children actor suffered burns over 40% of his body while deployed in Iraq. He's also a motivational speaker.
Hope Solo: A goalie for the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team.
Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's ex, and a known TV and film personality in her native Italy.

Thank god Hallmark channel is still showing reruns of Golden Girls.