Get ready for some hysterical moves on the upcoming season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. Among the cast members for season 13 is perpetually hysteria-driven HLN cable news host Nancy Grace. With assistance from iVillage, here are the other bottom-feeders joining the show, which launches Aug. 29.
Chaz Bono: The transgendered, rhythm-free child of Cher and Sonny Bono will dance with women.
David Arquette: The actor/ex-husband of Courteney Cox is best known for performances in Scream & Never Been Kissed.
Ricki Lake: The Hairspray actress and Emmy nominee is launching a new talk show next year.
Rob Kardashian: Kourtney, Kim and Khloe's younger brother works as a talent manager. If you have none, rep those that do?
Ron Artest: A 6-foot-7 Los Angeles Lakers forward.
Chynna Phillips: The Wilson Phillips singer is the daughter of John and Michelle Phillips and married to Billy Baldwin. She's also quite obviously had a shitload of plastic surgery!! (see pic)
Kristin Cavallari: Reality series whore from Laguna Beach and The Hills.
Carson Kressley: Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy queen.
J.R. Martinez: The All My Children actor suffered burns over 40% of his body while deployed in Iraq. He's also a motivational speaker.
Hope Solo: A goalie for the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team.
Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's ex, and a known TV and film personality in her native Italy.
Thank god Hallmark channel is still showing reruns of Golden Girls.