Wow, so Twilight mainstay Taylor Lautner has come out on the front of People magazine as an "out & proud" homo! Aha, I knew that a real man would never actually want to date fish-face Taylor Swift!
Uh, not so much. This crafty rendition of a year-end 2011 People cover made the rounds across the webbie, pretty much convincing... nobody. Of course, the "exclusive" People cover is a fake, which actually brings me great relief.
The dude may have a nice body and great teeth and all, but those slanted cat eyes and his too-scrubbed demeanor doesn't do one damn thing for meese. Maybe when he grows up in five years and gets a little messy, there'll be something to pine for; and of course by then his career will be in shambles and he'll be begging fort he press to come out, right?