Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Taco Bell Now Aims To Make You Ill In The Morning, Too

Taco Bell, which arguably offers the most disgusting fast food fare among any national chain, is aiming to nauseate customers morning, noon and night. The faux Mexican-style joint introduced a breakfast menu last week at nearly 800 restaurants in 14 states.

So far the menu comprises an innocent enough selection of breakfast burritos stuffed with eggs and either sausage, bacon or "steak"; sausage & egg wraps; hash browns; hot or iced coffee; and OJ.... But, of course, it will still smell like Taco Bell, right? Oh, my, I think I just spit up a little...

So far, the breakfast experiment is taking place at Taco Bell locations in Alaska, Washington, Oregon, California, Arizona, Idaho, Montana, Utah, New Mexico, Nevada and Colorado, with a handful in Texas, Ohio and Oklahoma. Okay, I've done my part... you've been warned. *